Jewish History and Culture - Second Edition
Sent at: eblech@juno.com
Dear Rabbi Benjamin Blech,
I read your book "Jewish History and Culture - Second Edition" for entertainment (I am a curious type). Do you guys really believe in all of that crap?
Self-praise is no recommendation but this is best said in Italian: "Chi si loda si sbroda".
And I didn't know that François VI, duc de La Rochefoucauld, Prince de Marcillac was a great talmudist!
I really liked all the nice adjectives you used to describe some of my people, the Romans, but then we were never enslaved, expelled, exiled, ghetto'ed, pogrom'ed, gassed, etc... Invaded? Yes, many times but invasions are a form of flattery just look at the massive migration of Jews to the new Promised Land of Milk and Honey named after a Tuscan like me, America (was the Florentine Amerigo Vespucci also a Jew?).
If it pleases the ancient gods of Egypt, Sumer, Akkad, Assyria, Babylonia, Persia, Greece/Macedonia, Rome may us goyim see many more glorious months of Av (whether on the 9th or any other day).
The gods of the other conquerors of Palestine, Islam, the Crusaders, the Ottoman Empire and the United Kingdom I do not implore.
14 or 15 flags over what is now temporarily the Jewish Ghetto in occupied Palestine then?
Sincerely,
Tarchon the Etruscan (with DNA to prove it)
Alias Tarchon the Aqueous (since water is the only thing that the chroniclers of the "Petit roi" Josiah of Judah, a tributary kingdomlet to Assyria, forgot to attribute the creation of to YWHW, the tribal god of Abraham, Moses, Isaac, Jacob and other such fictitious types).
P.S. I must really worship a different god since the handle of my ax is not wooden but made of fiberglass (to better absorb the recoils).
Dear Rabbi Benjamin Blech,
I read your book "Jewish History and Culture - Second Edition" for entertainment (I am a curious type). Do you guys really believe in all of that crap?
Self-praise is no recommendation but this is best said in Italian: "Chi si loda si sbroda".
And I didn't know that François VI, duc de La Rochefoucauld, Prince de Marcillac was a great talmudist!
I really liked all the nice adjectives you used to describe some of my people, the Romans, but then we were never enslaved, expelled, exiled, ghetto'ed, pogrom'ed, gassed, etc... Invaded? Yes, many times but invasions are a form of flattery just look at the massive migration of Jews to the new Promised Land of Milk and Honey named after a Tuscan like me, America (was the Florentine Amerigo Vespucci also a Jew?).
If it pleases the ancient gods of Egypt, Sumer, Akkad, Assyria, Babylonia, Persia, Greece/Macedonia, Rome may us goyim see many more glorious months of Av (whether on the 9th or any other day).
The gods of the other conquerors of Palestine, Islam, the Crusaders, the Ottoman Empire and the United Kingdom I do not implore.
14 or 15 flags over what is now temporarily the Jewish Ghetto in occupied Palestine then?
Sincerely,
Tarchon the Etruscan (with DNA to prove it)
Alias Tarchon the Aqueous (since water is the only thing that the chroniclers of the "Petit roi" Josiah of Judah, a tributary kingdomlet to Assyria, forgot to attribute the creation of to YWHW, the tribal god of Abraham, Moses, Isaac, Jacob and other such fictitious types).
P.S. I must really worship a different god since the handle of my ax is not wooden but made of fiberglass (to better absorb the recoils).
posted by TheEtruscan at 12:08 PM
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