How to locate the Garden of Eden

Genesis 3:24: "So he drove out the man; and he placed at the east of the garden of Eden Cherubim, and a flaming sword which turned every way, to keep the way of the tree of life."

Never mind the oxymoron of iron and a flaming sword just after the creation of the universe by YHWH! One should wonder what the Australian aborigines were doing with stone tools up to the present? Maybe they did not benefit from YHWH’s advanced late Iron Age creation and civilization? And if YHWH is so advanced to leapfrog in a single bound the Stone Age and the Bronze Age why not have angels armed with MK 48 machine guns? Better yet land-mine the place or have Americans (especially if Evangelicals) flying AWACs (Airborne Warning and Control) as a prelude to aerial carpet-bombardments.

To find where the Garden of Eden is then all one has to do is to look for a group of Cherubim (Cherubs? Cherubim is already a Hebrew plural form) and a flaming sword which turns every way. YHWH has never removed those guardians of the Tree of Life that stood in the middle of the Garden of Eden as far as the Hebrew Bible is concerned.
Happy discovery!

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